The Pretend Writer

Accidental Sexting – Noooooooo!

Apr 10

MeaganUncategorized agape, chad, cock, fingers, heat of the moment, lol, meeting time, random number, sexting, slap in the face, wrong number 2 Comments

Everyone has done it. Those damn text where we say whatever in the heat of the moment in our text, but really have no intentions of actually sending it. Then, in your moment of panic, loss of breathe and all, in the moment where all you can muster is: Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! No. No. Noooo! “message sent” comes nonchalantly across your screen taunting you, but all you can do is look back at the phone, mouth agape with blank thoughts, realizing that this one text has just changed your world like a slap in the face. Well this story is kind of like that… but its not.

So, I got a funny text from my friend, lets call him Chad, oh before we go any further, I should tell you Chad strictly likes the lady-folk.

From Chad…

Dude! Check this. From a random number to me. I’m so flattered!!! Lol. >> My cock is just throbbing for you. So hard you have no idea.

I replied to Chad…

Sounds intriguing. Are you setting up a meeting time?

From Chad…

Lol. I just sent back “thanks brah, but you got the wrong number…stay solid!”

And the moral of this story is… men do continue buying phones in which your fingers are too big for the keys, it makes for a really good chuckle… I’m laughing with you… jesus, so sensitive.