My Sincerest Apologies to You, Stephen Colbert
Apr 07
So… I got this in my twitter inbox yesterday….
holla, fabulous picture you got there. So tell me, why are you following StephenAtHome?
I replied…
why not?
As I pressed send then I realized why she was asking me. She must have secret information on Stephen Colbert. Is he offended by my lack of judgment with the whole squirrel pron fiasco? Stephen darling it’s all in jest. Like I said I didn’t mean to offend you PETA – please ask Stephen Colbert to back off. Please assure him no squirrels were harmed in the process of that picture. Really, if you take a look you’ll see it’s kinda the opposite. Juss sayin’.
Why do I follow StephenatHome on twitter you ask – cause he’s the bomb diggity and I have a total fan crush, I’m sure I would cry, uncontrollably, if realized I met him. The thing is, my fan crush… it’s not the normal sense of the a word fan crush, but in the sense that he’s a funny older man with razor sharp wit, and well, to be honest, I have major daddy issues think he’s a pee-ur-pants-funny. I’m sorry, I know it was wrong of me to say that. Stephen Colbert, I further apologize for calling you older, you’re just older than me, that’s all.
I can say this though, there is a positive, it’s not a fan crush coupled with daddy issues in the crazy stalker sense cause, really, I imagine that’s a lotta work and devotion. Besides, if that was the case, I’m sure I would of ended up jumping out of some closet naked when he walked passed by now.
I know what you’re thinking… no, they don’t need to up my meds. Silly, I’m not on legal meds… yet, I’ve been able to fly under the radar thus far, woot!
*fyi I have NO idea if Stephen Colbert and PETA are friends. So I don’t know if they will pass on my message. So, the saga may continue.
Shit, was all that out loud? Welcome to my family’s world.
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