The Pretend Writer

No One’s Been Arrested, So I Call That A Great Week!

Apr 25

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I wouldn’t say I’m too churchy er anything, ok not at all, but the last week I had to say my Dear Gawd prayers. I don’t think Gawd answered because fer one, I spelt Gawd wrong and fer two, I followed it with It’s National Pot Smoking Day!

Then, I had to play real life, not pretend, and work. But I made a ginormous mistake and dissed The One, The Only, The Ghetto-brella. THEN, when I went to back to work this weekend, it was practically torrential rain down pouring and guess what I snubbed, that’s right…  the ghetto-brella. Snap. Ghetto-brella 1, Me 0.

I got so sick of all the Earth Day stuff it brought me back to teenage rebellion. I wanted to litter. I mean ka-razy ass things like leaving my water bottle at the park and throwing candy wrappers fruit peelings out of my car and worse yet, leave my electronics plugged in.  Instead of admitting that in writing, cuz that would be coo-coo loco, I decided to go a different route with my celebration and let everyone know Earth Day is stealing all the thunder from the other nationally recognized holidays on the internet, so Move Over Earth Day, It’s National Jelly Bean Day!

Exciting news! I tried my hand at my first play, but was able to tie it in with something so super neato like Happy National Talk Like Shakespeare Day! I’m sure that’ll be a school holiday next year. I mean c’mom, no brainer! But then the The Things Within My Walls would come out as they only seem to when the huligans are home…. peculiar.

ps yes spelling nazi’s I know things are spelt wrong, but it makes me giggle to do it.