Well Fuck Me, I’ve Come of Age
May 17
I want to say thank-you to Part-time House Monkey who honored me with the Versatile Blogger Award! Her blog is great and I love reading it! AND she such a sweetheart too! There are some things I have to do to accept this award:
- Thank the person who gave you this award.
- Share 7 things about yourself.
- Pass the award along to 15 bloggers who you have recently discovered and who you think are fantastic!
- I cant tell my left from my right. I don’t know why I’ve been plagued with this idiocy, but I have. Thank you gawd, no really. When we are driving in a car I will tell you directions by saying this way and that way complimented by hand gestures. I know, I don’t know what’s wrong with me either. My mom surely does though.
- I get mistaken for my oldest child’s sibling. It’s funny when I splain that I’m the mom I get the deer in head lights look from them like they just asked someone who wasn’t pregnant when they’re due. I laugh and laugh… it’s quite enjoyable. Then when I see them again bring it up and laugh some more. I never claimed to be nice.
- I wrote my first novel at 7 or 8 years old. It was an interesting read of the adventures of Donkey Kong and Pac-man. Yeah, I don’t know either.
- I’m obsessed with pedicures. I think its because I think feet are ugly, really really ugly.
- My girlfriends and I snuck out every night when we were 11 years old and up. We went to the park. I know, call the cops. But when I was a teen I had no curfew. It was weird because my dad would put the sprinkler aimed to hit the front door to make it swell and creak when I opened it. Where is the man logic behind that one? What the…? I’ve never seen him move so fast as the first night it creaked open at 4 am. All it made me do is use the basement windows.
- I use ridiculous words because they make me giggle. My latest is the Victoria’s Secret campaign where they stress the word BOMBshell. I think its so ridiculous that it’s funny to me and probably only me. hello BOMBshell.
- I put out fresh fruit and veggies to munch on. However, I need to go to plan B because I pass them on the way to the chips. Something is just not working here.
I have so many favorite blogger’s imma update this after I let them know I’m passing the torch, which really means after work today.
Update: GR8 Bloggers!
May 18, 2010 @ 04:24:33
Thank you for this lovely award! How funny, I cannot tell my L from my R either, I am much better with NESW and in the car I used drivers side/ passenger side to navigate.
Will be catching up more once the move takes place. Off to the burbs of AZ, or rather the one horse town located in the middle of nowhere!
May 18, 2010 @ 08:47:50
*sniffles* I’m honored. Thanks darling.
I’ll be sure to pass on the blog love shortly.
May 18, 2010 @ 14:43:02
Woot!!! Thanks for much for that!!
What an honor! 
I hate feet too, but I’ve never had a pedi. Also, I’d love to read your novel!
das right baby… you a BOMBshell
May 18, 2010 @ 15:32:19
ill give u a pedi BOMBshell! umm im a lil obsessed with them. i dont know why… childhood scars maybe… i mean u saw my mom’s comment right?
May 18, 2010 @ 17:37:09
I heart you madly. I also cannot tell my right from my left (I consider this now to be a clear sign of brilliance).
May 19, 2010 @ 10:11:53
:::record scratch:::: u can’t tell ur right from left either #twinsies
May 18, 2010 @ 22:45:16
I don’t get mistaken for my oldest child’s sibling. That would just be weird, because I don’t have children. But people seem to constantly ask me, “Are you in school? Where do you go to school? Are you a student?” And then I say, “No,” and they look at me as if I were a failure. And I’m all, “Dude, I’m a few months shy of 30. I have, like, a job and stuff.”
The upside: Apparently I look young for my age. The downside: When people stop asking whether I’m a student, I’ll know for sure I look wrinkly and haggard. Something to look forward to!
Thanks for the award.
May 19, 2010 @ 13:45:45
I don’t normally do the awards, but I might just do this one – you are hysterical! Oh and THANKS A MILLION! xoxo
May 26, 2010 @ 22:52:43
I forgot to tell you thanks so much!!!
xoxoxooxx. m